What’s It Gonna’ Be, J.T.?
In an official letter addressed to the Prime Minister of Canada, BoylesqueTO, Canada's premiere All-Male Burlesque Troupe, invites Canada’s #1 hunk, Justin Trudeau, to celebrate Canada's 150th Anniversary at their patriotic striptease show Oh Manada! in Ottawa at Maverick’s Bar on June 30th. Troupe leader James & The Giant Pasty penned the letter on June 13th and tagged Justin Trudeau on Facebook and Twitter. The troupe is hopeful that the Prime Minister will respond and consider making an appearance. A copy of the letter can be found below:
Dear Mr. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau,
It has come to my attention that we are both going to be in Ottawa on the 150th birthday celebration of Canada. While I'm sure you have many official state duties to attend to during this time, I wanted to invite you to a treasured celebration of Canadian culture that you may not be familiar with. BoylesqueTO, Canada's Premiere All-Male Burlesque Troupe, will be presenting it's signature show Oh Manada! on June 30th at Maverick's Bar in Ottawa.
This show represents so many of the cultural values and touchstones that I as a Canadian hold dear. We will be celebrating Canadian Literature with a special semi-naked presentation of the Hockey Sweater. We will be enjoying traditional Canadian cuisine with a Tim Hortons barista that serves a mean double double that I'm sure you'll want a sip of. We will be marvelling at Canada's incredible natural beauty with an ode to Canada's national mascot, the beaver. And we will be taking a special moment to honour the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that serve and protect us everyday. I promise that Dew Lily will Dudley-Do-You-Right! It will be a true Canadian cultural affair!
Perhaps most importantly, we will be utilizing one of our most valuable Canadian resources: butts. As a man who wears tight pants and likes to bend over in them I'm sure you can appreciate the value of these incomparable Canadian ass-ets. Having your own marvelous butt in one of our seats would lend a special significance to these proceedings.
So, it is with great pleasure that I would like to invite you to this cheek-y cultural presentation. Our humble group of Canadian male strippers would be honoured by your presence. If you don't already have plans with Barack Obama that night it would mean so much to us if you could come. And if you do, please bring him along! (There's room for Sophie, too!)
You can RSVP and let us know if you'll be attending on Facebook. We will happily put your name on the guest list along with a +1 if Barack will be attending or a +2 if Sophie would like to come as well.
Hope to see you there!
BoylesqueTO presents Oh Manada!
Friday June 30th, 2017
Mavericks Bar, 221 Rideau Street
Tickets: $25 in advance, $30 at the door